Thursday, September 23, 2010

Smitten as a Schoolgirl

Yes world, that is correct. I, Carolyn Nicole, have fallen head over heels into silly teenage romance. He is a year younger than I, but he is quite handsome! He has thick blonde hair that I want nothing more than to run my finger through, gorgeous blue eyes with a sweet sort of twinkle in them, and a manly phisique. He sits in front of me and to the right in my first block Geometry class and he is in all of my after school drama programs. I know that I will be getting to know him a lot better very soon. You see, it is very rare to find a good straight guy who is into drama. And what else is so special about him? I actually want to tell my mother about him. This is a big deal for me, since I don't really tell my mom about my life.

I was only mildly interested, until this afternoon. When I talked to him. Because I really like him. Alot.

It was as we were leaving the ITS meeting, and I said, "Hey, you're in my Geometry class." And he said, "Yeah, I am." And the conversation did not end there! We kept talking! And then as I was walking away with some friends and my ride, acting like a giddy fool, he called my name. True, it was only to tell me that Janna was looking for me, but nevertheless, he called my name!

Tomorrow, I think I'll wave to him!

Monday, September 6, 2010

Dear Cosmo Girl, You Make Me Giggle

I just realized, I haven't blogged in FOREVER!!!! Okay, not forever, just a week. But in the world of blogs and crazy random happenstances, it really does seem like forever. Hmm...What can we discuss?

Oh! I know! How about the crazy Cosmo Girl I read with one of my BFF's?!

Cosmo Girl fascinates me. This magazine is marketed toward teenage girls, and is packed full of sex, men's thoughts, men's thoughts on sex, weird fads, hot celebrities, and in this specific issue, WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR VAGINA?

Yes, this magazine is stupid, unbelievable, and of course, like everything else absurd, I LOVE IT. The men were smokin' hot, there was a saucy romance novel exert, bizzare quizzes, and let's just say I would NOT do any of that to my va-jay-jay. (Things included dying it different colors, and bedazzling it. No thank you.) Some of the things listed that men find hot were just hillarious. One man was quoted that he liked it when he girlfriend rips off his pants in public places. WHY WOULD YOU EVER ENJOY THIS? You do this in public places? What is wrong with you? But it's okay, because you make me giggle. I also found the bitch or not to bitch section quite usefull because that is useful information right there.

Please, buy Cosmo and have a nice afternoon giggling with your friends.