Chain Emails (Part 2)

Chain email # 3

WARNING : THIS IS ONLY FOR Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because boys are an alien race who want to destroy the women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know kissing is healthy and not kissing is a SIN
Bananas are good for cramps but wont work in 5 seconds so why even bother?
Its good to cry unless it's stupid stuff you're crying over
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better unless you're a vegetarian/vegan or are allergic to any ingreediants or just don't like soup. Then it kinda sucks.
94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers even if they would kill them before the day is out...
Lying is actually unhealthy however they do make life more interesting!
Only apply mascara to your top lashes PLEASE! The bottom just looks weird.
Its actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! They also chase you around the playground and try to avoid you cooties :)
Its impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed Go ahead and try it. Come on, you know you want to!
(If you are not thinking about it) You tried it didn't you?
89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move because they are COWARDS!
Chocolate will make you feel better! Chocolate makes everything better!
Most boys think its cute when you say the wrong thing Unless it's their name you mess up...
A GOOD FRIEND NEVER JUDGES A GREAT FRIEND JUDGES AND TELLS YOU THEIR HONEST OPINION!
A good foundation will hide hickeys! Hide hickeys? Display them proudly!!!
Boys arent worth your tears This is very true.
We ALL love surprises!! Bullshit. I HATE surprises! I need to know what is going on all the time unless I am the one being spontanious. Surprises suck.
Now.... make a wish 11:11?
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!! EEERRRR!!!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH I AM DAMMIT!
Your wish has just been received WOAH
Send this on to ALL your girlfriends in the next 15 minutes and... and? And what?
Your wish WILL BE GRANTED WTF?
Thats a promise!! LIARS!!!!!!

Chain email # 4
12 signs that ur in love and mentally ill
TWELVE : You walk really slow when you're with them. They need to speed up
ELEVEN: > > You feel shy whenever they're around. Like you have to hide yourself to be loved. That is truely self esteem shining through!
TEN: > > You smile when you hear their voice. Especially when they say "HI". Actually, that's all they ever say to you...
NINE: > When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. This could also be temporary blindness, illusions, or halucinations.
SEVEN: > > They're all you think about. Sometimes you forget to breath and eat.
Where the hell is 8?
SIX: > > > You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. The drooling is mearly a side effect.
FIVE: > > You would do anything just to see them. Like go motercycling or jump off cliffs...just saying...
FOUR: > > While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. Dumbledore.
THREE: > > You just smiled because it's true. Crazy old gay wizard!
TWO: > > You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number eight was missing. Are you questioning my love for Dumbledore?
ONE: > > You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. Glad to know you have to check if you know your numbers or not!
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... Well only if all the cool kids are doing it!


ALMOST THERE Really? I don't believe you.


* send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10 min. And I say no...? And something good will happen Good meaning...? Because you read this, you will get kissed on Friday. That is far from specific. This Friday? Next Friday? Any Friday? BREAK IT and your crush will ask someone else out. But you never really had a chance with him anyway so what's the big hullabaloo about? Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Sweet! However, Damn! Exceptions! if you don't send this to at least 10 people, by at least 1am, It's 1:12 now...Oops...Can't send it even if I wanted to suckers! you will have bad luck for the rest of your sorry pathetic excuse of a life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed snogged, pecked, smooched if you will on some unknown Friday. DON'T send it back to the person who sent it to you. That is annoying as hell. TAG UR IT!! What is this? Since when is this a game? Curses I lost! This is so scary. Boo! Send this to15 people in 143 mins. Super exact for no apparent reason... when you are done press F6 and you crushes name will appear* Like hell it will! This is a ploy to make you send it on! Ridiculous!


Well there you have it. These were the 4 ridonculous chain emails I got this week. I hate them with a passion. DON'T SEND ME CHAIN LETTERS DAMMIT!